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Welcome to the Neutral Ground News Junk Store where we sell shirts, stickers, mugs, posters, and whatever other doodads we can scrounge together from our closets, desks, cars, and trash cans related to our published articles or random, weird ideas we conceive in dark back alleys.
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About NGN
Neutral Ground News is an online satirical news, parody, and entertainment publication that focuses primarily on the people, places, and things in the city of New Orleans and surrounding areas.
We report heavily biased and agenda-based news while selling junk merchandise that is targeted toward an immature audience. None of it is intended for readers under 18 years of age or those who are dead on the inside.
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